ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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I once witnessed some unconscionable oaf...use his fish fork instead of his salad fork, then insist that his waiter put his Château Lafite Rothschild into a water goblet.
I smiled genially at him as he walked past on his way to the bathroom, then asked the Maître D to put him on the blacklist.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:31,
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Old school claret is shit and only worth selling to Chinese millionaire investors who can't drink.I shared a flat with a Rothschild for a bit. His dad had been dispossessed for something unspeakable in the eighties.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:26,
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