I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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The Pop IndustryDear Simon Cowell,
I'm sure that there's at least one girl out there who can hold a tune that you can sign to your record label. The problem is that you seem to be looking exclusively in strip clubs rather than in music institutions. Just because she looks good in a two-piece doesn't mean I want to listen to her singing a cover of a legendary ballad two tones flat.
Lots of love, Sivvus.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)
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