I might get shot for this
but what is this website/nay the internets obsession with Cats?

Fluff?

What?

Theyre evil and scratch the fcuk out of sofas and anything vertical.

I mean really, What is the deal?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:35, 9 replies)

agreed
nasty anti social little shites.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:49, closed)

You're wrong
Cats rule. They are smart, fun, loving AND fluffy.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 20:49, closed)

Their brains are literally the size of a trebor softmint.
They lack the physical wherewithal to be capable of actual thought beyond "THERE IS FUDE. EETS FUDE IS GUD.". You may like to imagine that they are smart, but if I had a child that had the mind of a cat I would be crushed at how retardly stupid my child was.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:16, closed)

Cats are geniuses
(or genii if you're a twat)

compared to dogs
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 2:19, closed)

cat job application letter
Will scratch, bite, shred your furniture & shit in your shoes in return for food. Loyalty unlikely.
(Mister_E_Meat was caught sniffing bike saddles at, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:15, closed)

Cats are fun
I can while away large amounts of time by putting a small box on the floor, then watching my cat try to get in it :)

And laser pointers...heh.

Cats rule (and to be honest, I prefer their company to most people)
( snee held his breath since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 9:32, closed)

because you are a schmuck
They rule you...

they arent clever, they arent domesticated. They know they can do what the fuck they want in return they will always get fed.

And if you dont feed them - they will just leave and go somewhere else.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:47, closed)

We had mice
we got cats
we didn't have mice


The surviving cat makes trilling noises at me by way of greeting, yes, if I didn't feed it it'd probably fuck off, but you know what, why would I not feed my cat?

They're not evil, they're not bastards, they're not vindictive; they're far too stupid to even begin comprehending those qualities. They're an organism that has by chance survived and that we take into our homes for the cute tribble-like behaviour or the mousing or both.

(Though, all that said, when I was away from the kitty for about 4 months he apparently stopped eating and just sat around all day next to my seat, so have at you, naysayers!)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 10:03, closed)

Are American or UK cats different?
My mogs don't ruin furniture, they don't crap where they shouldn't, they don't wake me up in the mornings.


Do you guys feed them differently?
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 18 Oct 2009, 6:10, closed)