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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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If this isnt an Accord Moment...
How did that happen?! Surely on your honeymoon you're together far too long for anyones eyes to stray let alone sleeping with someone else.

As for your guilt, I think you got away lightly. If she found out you'd be lucky to have your life. How long were you married?
(MissFlee tried again on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:24, 1 reply)
No Honda's involved
I don't want to go into the details to be honest, but why on earth would I make something like that up? To impress people?
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:31, closed)
you can top
the story off by telling us how much you paid, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:42, closed)
No money exchanged hands
no prostitutes, no massive drugs, no Honda Accords.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:44, closed)
Didn't you know?
Everyone tells lies on QOTW, about everything.

Nothing is true. Even when it is true, it's still bullshit.

No one posting on the internet has ever fucked anyone else, ever.
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, closed)
^ this
But if you post a story about wanking, obviously it's gospel. Even moreso if you've splooged in your girlfriends Mums knicker drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:18, closed)
^ "splooged"
*chuckles*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:54, closed)

Even I've splooged in your girlfriends Mums knicker drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:51, closed)
Oh come on
Don't leave us hanging. Details?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:31, closed)
Ok
She was a Texan girl, whose mum had apparently been asked out by Bill Clinton as a kid in Arkansas (the shit you remember?).. We checked into a hotel around the corner. She gave very good head. Wife was a bit of a lightweight, had gone to bed early. On the way back I rolled around on the beach, then I told her I'd passed out there. I am that classy.

Still no funnehs I'm afraid. I'd hate for her to find out, because she did not deserve to have been treated like that.
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:02, closed)

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