The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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At the weekendI overheard a few mates laughing about how one of them had dipped their balls into my pint for a laugh.
I didn't know who's balls i was tasting so i decided to get all of them back just to make sure i got the right one.
So i opened my pack of chewing gum and stuck a few of the minty delights right on the edge of my ring. Once sufficiently shittifyed i put them carefully back in the pack and put them in my pocket.
It was made all the funnier watching the looks on their faces as they try to stifle back laughter from my bollock pint and confusion as to why their newly acquired chewing gum taste like, well, my arsehole
(, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)
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