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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

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I sing hyms in the car.
I'm an atheist.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:31, 11 replies)
Likewise
Also a raging atheist, but i love a good hymn at Christmas. I even do the harmonies.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:37, closed)
It's actual scientific fact that singing "Bread Of Heaven"
after 6 pints of winter ale can cure cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:41, closed)
I have not heard of that one
Will have to practice it for this Christmas

Thanks for the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:46, closed)
I'm sure you'd recognise it
"Bread of heaven, BREAD of heaven, FEED ME 'TIL I WANT NO MORE! FEE-EED ME 'TI-IL IIII WAAANT NOO MOOOOORE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:51, closed)
I thought it was
Feed me 'til I'm six foot four...
(badgerlikespeed, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 6:37, closed)
That's not particularly confessionworthy
Even Richard Dawkins admits to singing hymns at Christmas.

Allegedly.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:05, closed)
Not quite....
...but I do find myself listening to Hope FM in the car - I find the mixture of cheesy god rock and amateur presenting (including the crowbarring in of Jebus references) to be both soothing and amusing!
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:34, closed)
Nothing wrong with a good sing

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:59, closed)
the only worthwhile hymn is Lord of the Dance
the rest are shit.

unless the lyrics have been changed to comedy things about tying up blackbird's beak
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:09, closed)
For years
I thought we were singing about the Lord of the Dance Settee.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:18, closed)
DOT COMMMM

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 0:56, closed)

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