The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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I pissed in a friends t-shirtI was only about 10 at the time and he was staying over. My mum had put us to bed with strict instructions to go straight to sleep but about an hour later I was awoken by a full bladder. I didn't want to sneak out of the bedroom for fear of getting heard and shouted at, so I did the only thing that my young mind could think of, I searched around (in the dark) on the floor till I found something to rap around my cock to piss in, unfortunatly for my friend it was his t-shirt. So if you're out there Paul, Sorry about that.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:39, 1 reply)
It would have been funnier if he had been wearing the T-shirt at the timeAnd was also dying from cancer in a hospital bed
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:10, closed)
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