Tragic Attempts at Being Cool
You say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.
This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 10:50)
You say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.
This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 10:50)
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Is this the bit where you start fantasising about schoolboys having penetrative anal sex with each other?
Oh Rob, you are awful!
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:17, 2 replies)
Oh Rob, you are awful!
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:17, 2 replies)
You're the one who brings up child porn every time
Once again proving Sargon's law
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:18, closed)
Once again proving Sargon's law
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:18, closed)
No mate, last time we met on here you were going on about private schools being a hotbed of buggery.
The obsession is yours pal, even googling your name brings up a result for you masturbating to schoolboy anal fantasies, it must be true :'(
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:20, closed)
The obsession is yours pal, even googling your name brings up a result for you masturbating to schoolboy anal fantasies, it must be true :'(
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:20, closed)
and yeah, I'll put my balls on the line and state that London Fields is a better book on every assessable level than a Warhammer 40K novel.
That's what I'm reading now, in my mid thirties.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:18, closed)
That's what I'm reading now, in my mid thirties.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:18, closed)
Your accountant bill payer leaves you on new year's eve.
You hang yourself.
Nobody goes to your funeral.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:33, closed)
You hang yourself.
Nobody goes to your funeral.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:33, closed)
That's true, I bet his parents call him at least once a fortnight
"So, after all that money we spent on your education, do you think you might... you know, actually achieve something? At some point? I mean, no rush, son."
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:40, closed)
"So, after all that money we spent on your education, do you think you might... you know, actually achieve something? At some point? I mean, no rush, son."
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:40, closed)
Dunno pal, a high flying movie director like you is a pretty high measure of success, I just can't compete!
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I do hope that 'high flying' wasn't a dig at his inability to hire a real plane for his latest blockbuster.
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No I take it back, his expensive education wasn't a total waste
At the age of 35 he's boasting to anyone that will listen that he's read a Martin Amis book
I bet he didn't even need any help with the big words or anything
Bless
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:38, closed)
At the age of 35 he's boasting to anyone that will listen that he's read a Martin Amis book
I bet he didn't even need any help with the big words or anything
Bless
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:38, closed)
I thought it was OK I'm not that big a fan of Amis
I prefer my books to have a bodycount upwards of a couple of million
( , Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:33, closed)
I prefer my books to have a bodycount upwards of a couple of million
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