CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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My old job, we all used to travel to Nigeria frequently.I remember the never ending 'somting for da officer?' requests at the airport.
We found out that one of the guys had been shagging one of the women in our team when she got arrested in Lagos for something, and he immediately jumped on a plane to go and bail her out.
"Dave, what are you doing in Lagos?"
"Getting Claire out of jail"
"Why are you doing it? We have people there who can do that."
"We're engaged"
Oh. Congratulations.
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