A completely relevant repost methinks
'A year or so ago I started a rather seedy little fling with a 17 yr old girl I know (I was 29 at the time)..and the morning after a particularly sordid night of coke fuelled depravity with this girl in a cheap hotel, I had to attend the memorial service for my Fiancee's grandfather.It was also that weird day in the catholic church when they wheel all the sick oldies out to be blessed and I was taking catechism classes at the time (being a somewhat lapsed catholic) so that I could marry the poor girl that I was cheating on- and had to do a reading in the church...So not only did I have to sit with my fiancee's family and listen to them say what a 'good boy' I was and that my fiancee was 'soooo lucky to have me' but I had to read a passage from the good book while loads of poor old wheelchair bound wops blubbered in front of me..
All the way through I couldnt help but remember with near sickening shame, that only 12 hours earlier I had been snorting class A drugs off a 17 yr old girls arse cleft before sodomising her for about an hour.'
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:16, 5 replies)

Perhaps....
...you should have saved this for the "Reasons Why I'm Gonna Burn In Hell" QOTW?!
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:49, closed)

Ooh! That's a good one!
Let's do that next week!
( Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:01, closed)

I'd have some fuckin' stories for that one.
Well, not "fucking-stories", there seems to be a notable lack of that, unfortunately.
But other, bad stuff.

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post322316
( Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:06, closed)

You're going straight to Hell.
*click*
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:10, closed)

Perhaps
Catholicism isn't the religion for you, sir
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:14, closed)