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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Why I'm going to burn in hell.Ok, so we might not all believe in Hell, but this is the chance to tell us your stories of the awful, awful things that you've done, this is your chance to repent.
Christmas is on the way, so let's have some stories of anti-goodwill.
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Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:09,
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latest was 15 years ago)
fucking great idea(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:23,
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I know :pThere's a lot of scope.
And hopefully the "I'm gonna burn in Hell" part will imply that people tell stories of awful things that they've done, but feel bad about.
Rather than the usual shower of "Hahaha! I fuked this girl, then she said she was 15, and I fuked her agen! LOL!!"
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Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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This suggestionIs made of win and woo AND I'd be able to pull lots of answers out. Bugger.
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Captain V, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:38,
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Sorry,But there are some things that are so bad you should NEVER admit them.
*can't look you in the eye*
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Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:46,
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Oh fuck...There's confessing to paedophilia and then confessing to that
I'm truly sorry. It only happened once and I can promise that it'll never happen again.
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Watch your back...You might be ex-Mossad, but...
Those Tories are an unforgiving bunch...
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Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:52,
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Great suggestionbut apart from farting next to children in supermarkets I'll have nothing to post! I'm such a goody-fucking-two-shoes!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:59,
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Haha!I'm sure there's a place for you in the minor circles of Hell :p
I've got a lot of stories, which is a shame.
They variously involve violence, drugs, burglary and breaking and entering.
Oh, and car theft :(
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Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:03,
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Yes, I'll be in an outer ringrather like Milton Keynes.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:33,
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The roundabouts aren't mini...and at the risk of sounding like a cock, I quite like Milton Keynes - it's grown into itself now. Although the city centre nightlife is pretty soulless.
Great suggestion btw Kaol!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:32,
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Hahaha!I've never been to Milton Keynes. Lucky me!
Although I'll end up in the Diabolic version of Staines at this rate :(
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Cawl, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 12:42,
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The Concrete Cows are actually quite niceIf you like lumps of concrete in amusing bovine shapes. (I do) Concrete crows would have been better.
I like this suggestion. According to the Inferno Test, I'm destined for the 6th Circle of Hell, and I'd like to think I'm a reasonably nice guy. Would be nice to do some soul searching and see just how evil I really am...
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LikewiseThey really don't like heretics, do they?
This would be a great qotw, but I don't think I've got anything for it...
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MatJ LOOK, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:34,
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Wonderful suggestion!I have been thought of (and sometimes called) evil almost daily for the last 5 years or so.....and here I thought I was a particularly nice person. Hrumph!
This would make for a great QOTW with loads of laughs.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 6:44,
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