Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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DiscreteAbout a year ago, my girlfriend and I checked into a hotel near to where we work.
We spent quite a few hours getting up to all sorts of naughtiness, toys and other props being involved.
I had to leave around midnight to get back to the missus, leaving her there for the night.
I dropped in on the way to work the next morning and found her eating a full English breakfast.... surrounded by whips, dildos, fetish clothing and the like, it looked like the set of a serious porn film.
The waiter hadnt even blinked at it, because it wasnt until I mentioned it to her that she said Oh my GOD ! Bet he has dined out on that one - cheers mate.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:58, 1 reply)
when i was working as a waiter in a hotelI had to bring a full English up as the usual room service maid was off ill.
When I brought it in the room, i did a double take.
This girl was surrounded by half of Anne summers! It was like the set of a porn film.
needless to say I 'borrowed' the tape of the secret camera in the air vent for that room and flogged copies at a car boot for a fiver ago.
Brought me a good dinner at a fancy restaurant- it was nice to be waited on for a change.
Small world eh?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 0:17,
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