Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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A certain curry house in Lincoln......opened its doors a couple of years ago, and having worked in Shoreditch for a while and then lived in Leicester, I thought I had a reasonable background in curry houses to give this new place the taste test.
It was crap. I went for the hottest curry they had and it was about as weak a bowl full of yoghurt. The beer was flat and the poppadoms were soggy rubbish.
To cap it all off, me and my girlfriend were violently sick that night, and she became so weak after repeatedly throwing up I had to prop her up and I got her vomit all over me.
I went back the following day and I got told in no uncertain terms to 'fuck off'.
You hear that Planet Masala - YOU FUCKING SUCK.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 23:35, Reply)
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