Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Cheesy pooI don't eat out much (ie once every year or so, if I'm forced to) as the crap veggie options get tiring after a while. Some relatives came to visit and insisted we went out for a treat. When I saw the menu my heart sank. The only starter I could have was either parmesan shavings on an olive oil-soaked flatbread, or fried brie. The only main course I could have was 4 cheese pizza, which could have fed Russell Grant. The only pudding I could have was, yup you guessed it. After forcing it all down (old indian relatives don't understand the concept of "I'm not hungry, no really, I had something earlier") I ended up with a cheese-headache of epic proportions and a toilet bowl that took 4 flushes and copious amounts of shampoo to clear.
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