Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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OnceI drunkenly told my girlfriend as a teenager I used to fuck vanilla slices cuz 'I thought it would feel like a real woman'. (Works better if you put um in the microwave for 10 secs on low heat, anymore than that n its a trip to casualty).
I thought she would find it arousing...
Instead she pissed herself laughing and told all her friends; and now in her circle I'm known as Mr. Kipling.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:05,
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Pffffft
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Y'know,one could call that activity 'Kipling'.
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