You got more right this time, but like your other post this isn't quite dead on - just to clarify:

father - you're right =/

Bragging - nope. Check it - condoms too small for a pinky - that's not
bragging on my phallus, that's complaining about a condom made for dolls. Unless I've missed something my whole life and pinky fingers and penis's are usually the same size (in which case, then, yes, I would have a massive phallus.) - as long as penis's are usually bigger than pinkys, I'm not bragging or even implying anything special.

Fear of intimacy / bravado - you may have something there. Fair point =)

Sharing inappropriate - you misread or filled in your own stuff here, not sure. I told her about the box of condoms, no where do I say I discussed rug munching with her. Though I don't think she would have minded.

Brother being more virile - yeah, that was the joke / point of the story. Little brother shows up older brother in surprise twist - hoo yah.

Though honestly I don't know if he used them for sex or water balloons or what, we never discussed it (and he never paid me back either =)) Those doll condoms would stretch to be usable so he *might* have been using them, but they were truly painful to wear, so if he was getting action, I feel for him and wish he'd bought his own condoms and had a better time of it.

Still - all in all - this post is much more fair than your last one, if I hadn't just read that one I would have just laughed and enjoyed it =) Thanks for the reply.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:30, 1 reply)

Do they really make condoms that small,
or were you just putting them on the wrong way (y'know, so they don't unroll)?
That, or you have freakishly large hands (and penis, I guess).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:02, closed)

small condoms
From this one experience I can say they exist, however since that point in my life I've never seen any that size again. I've also never seen a box of 128 again. The only ones I've seen are the usual small boxes of 3 or 5 or what not which have been (blessedly) of a more generous diameter that you can find in any grocery or quick store.

To be fair though, I've never tried to find a box of 128 small condoms either. I've always just assumed they were the cheapest option at the drugstore when dad went looking and there wasn't anything more to it.

Doing a quick google, I get nothing - the only things that even look about the same are joke condoms you can get people for their birthday, under the heading for your "little willy" - which now makes me question, near 20 years later, was my father just fucking with me? And if so, wouldn't 3 have been enough for a joke?

They were *usable*, I'm sure they weren't illegal or fake... but they were significantly narrower than your usual trojan or the like.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:52, closed)

Maybe your dad has a tiny willy,
and just buys in bulk?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 16:30, closed)

I hate to say this, but..
it really looks like you just called yourself on your own bullshit.
Clever-clogs!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 20:35, closed)