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I once devised a totally foolproof cunning plan to attract the attention of bikini-clad women, which - as you might imagine - failed miserably. Ever come up with a cunning plan for something? Did it work? What went wrong? Do you look back through the filter of the years with a burning sense of shame?

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(, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:57)
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You can talk about sex;
the only line you crossed was to make your passionate escapades seem a bit too derivative of a cheezy porn flick.
The story is all in the telling. Life is a frail process, painful frustrating and joyful by turns. You may well have fucked a lesbian to such a climax that she turned about on her nature, you may have thought you did, you may have convinced yourself you did, or you may just be a pathetic compulsive liar. The telling of the story leads the audience to draw the most plausible conclusion.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 4:28, 1 reply)

This is fair, and I appreciate the answer - I can accept it was a poor telling - and has been deservedly mocked.

Next time I'll take my time and do a better job of it =)

Just a thought - there's a certain bandwagon aspect to it all too, isn't there?

ah well, lesson learned either way. Thanks for the thoughts.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 5:36, closed)

Just a thought - there's a certain bandwagon aspect to it all too, isn't there?
Dear Christ on a stick! You've been here a year longer than me and you've only just come to that conclusion?!

Less time writing wank-stories to Penthouse and more time watching the show unfold here methinks.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 7:22, closed)

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