Well it was a few years ago
and I was recently bereaved, as my dear grandfather Albert had died. Not wanting to believe he'd gone forever, I sought the services of a medium (actually, he was quite tall) called Thomas Ellis Radnor. After a couple of sessions, he claimed to have gotten in touch with my grandfather. He told me that Albert was living in the great beyond, that he was watching lovingly over his family.

This made me feel a bit better, until Thomas said 'Albert says his proudest achievement was fighting off the krauts in WWII'. I knew this to be a lie, as Albert was born in 1935. When I told this to the medium he became enraged and grew horns upon his head and took on a terrible scowl. This is when I knew he was a demon.

So I said, 'For a demon you're a fecking useless medium'.

And that's how I cussed Tom E.R. from hell.

Thanks.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:52, 10 replies)

OH FUCK YOU.
=D
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:58, closed)

Argh!
A bit early, but well done.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:19, closed)

maybe early
but I don't think I have a real story this week, so this'll have to do.

Well... apart from the nagging feeling that I shouldn't have complied when the extremely fat man bought three cornish pasties and three danish pastries for lunch when I worked in a bakery. But that wasn't really a hellish experience.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:23, closed)

Hellish
For a plumber somewhere, possibly.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:40, closed)

Took me a while...
but funny! =p
(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:31, closed)

gerroff
throws cabbage
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:17, closed)

Shit
My old man comes out with better puns than that, please die soon.
(apologies_for_length, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:12, closed)

@ AFL:
No.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 1:52, closed)

-claps-
Alright, you got me. I read the whole thing, until halfway throgh the pun, and only THEN did you get me.

Oh, and AFL? Seriously, if you don't like the pun, don't waste your time commenting on it. Go back to the main board, there's plenty of things there to keep you amused, and you can leave QOTW to the big boys and girls.
(HomeWithTheDownies A towering inferno of penisy pleasure, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 5:27, closed)

Yeah!
What he said! I love all this qotw/talk board rivalry me.
(Hippo_of_Doom, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:33, closed)