The tale of Roy....
Well I work at as a barman, so have seen some pretty awful customers, including but not limited to this one old(ish, he just looks generically old and scruffy)guy called roy, hence the title.

He truly truly believes himself to be gods gift to women, and is always talking about his current "girlfriends" all over the country, constantly leers at the barmaids and really any girl that comes within 10 feet of him is not safe as he will instantly latch onto her and attempt to chat her up using cheesy old lines and generally feeling her up.
He has caused more than one argument in the pub, and is generally disliked by everyone, though not enough usually to incite anything physical which would definitely get him banned.

and besides all this, he genuinely believes himself to be an amazing rapper even though he can barely string a sentence together with a decent rhythm, and is just generally loud and annoying, talking shit and being an arse...

not trying to influence you here, make up your own mind, but this is my experience of the weird creature called Roy ;)

c.u.later
(C.u.Later, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:53, Reply)