And speaking of overhearing things
There's this old couple who come in every day. They're as hamless as can be. They usually spend the morning reading the paper together and then toddle off to the nearby cafe. For tea and cake I assume. Anyway, one morning I'm in the local studies library and there's just me at my desk and this old couple sat at the table opposite. All of a sudden the man leans over to his wife and whispers waaay too loudly:

"What's the difference between an unlawful killing and a murder?"

Can't....stop...posting...I need to cut my hands off or something.
(GONEism, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 20:12, 3 replies)

Must... stop... Well since you asked...
Unlawful killing includes murder and manslaughter.

Murder is just murder. An unlawful killing of a human being during the Queen's peace with malice aforethought.

Manslaughter can be gross negligence (fucking up with Oxygen during an operation (Adomako)) or unlawful act (committing ABH but killing someone (no intent)).

Guess what I do at Uni.
(Martin1337 was trying and failing to be funny at, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 20:50, closed)

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Cannibalism?
(GONEism, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 21:15, closed)

Martin1337,
wank under the desk every Wednesday afternoon?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:58, closed)