Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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Just reminded of this one....An irish bloke with no internet connection.
Me - "Can you tell me when the light on the modem has gone solid please?"
Him - "Ok........ok it's on...it's off again...it's on..."
Me - "So...it's flashing then."
Him - "So it is, aye."
Muppet.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:33,
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in defence of Paddies everywhere!surely he was only trying to be helpful!
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HahaJust like Dougal!
"ON. BACK. ON. BACK. YOU'RE A GENIUS, TED!"
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 10:46,
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Fair play, but...Have lost count of the number of support staff who don't know what the word "flashing" means...
ie:
They: Is your light on or off?
Me: It's flashing
T: I'm sorry, did you say it was on or off?
M: It's going on, then it's going off
T: Well tell me when it's on.
M: It's on...Now it's off...now it's on...
Obviously not including you in this Jeccy, but needed to let it out :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:50, closed)
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