Customers from Hell?
What about shopworkers from Hell?

Here's a hint to the till staff at Stockport Tesco. Just because a courgette has a light-and-dark pattern on its skin, it doesn't follow that it'll be identifiable to the laser scanner. I promise.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:09, 8 replies)

*snorts*
Ta for that. Tea on my monitor now...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:24, closed)

hahaha urrrrrgh wait
you'd eat anything from stockport tesco?!?

please please follow it with a mouthful of bleach to clean out your insides.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:33, closed)

Mind you
it's given me an idea. Genetically modify fruit and veg to display bar codes...

I feel a grant application coming on.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:38, closed)

@Rakky
Waht a spiffing idea.

@'Swipe: It's either Stockport or Gorton market. It's the least bad option, I'd say. Though I'm guessing you've never been anywhere so insalubrious as Gorton... ;)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:41, closed)

funnily enough
my friend used to live on gorton road, just near that hall of mirrors place and vince's chippy. she said it was stockport. i said gorton. she said REDDITCH.

i said, like that makes it any better...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:45, closed)

@'Swipe
Redditch is just south of Birmingham. It's a dump, too - but the dump I think you mean here is Reddish. And by that, I don't mean that it's slightly russet.

You coming to the Northern Bash, btw?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:50, closed)

Is Leos still there?
My mum grew up on Mount Road (175 I think - on the corner of Mount Road and Thomson Road) and married at the church opposite the school - Spuley Hey I think it was called but its names changed now. The church was LAdy of St Mercy I think

Gorton used to be an alright place when I was a lad.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:50, closed)

@pickle
I actually like Gorton. I get a bit pissed off about the tremendous amount of litter, and the shin-deep dogshit on the pavements, and the smashed-with-alarming-frequency windscreen... but I still like the place.

Plus, I can't afford to live in Moss Side.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:57, closed)