This QOTW is haunted
So I'm writing on here yesterday about idiots in fire evacuations. 2 hours later I'm working away and I smell burning...

So, standing outside yesterday evening in my horrible day glow fire wardens jacket, side stepping onrushing fireman, an idiot lady walks up to me. Bear in mind, there is a cafe in our library

Idiot: I need to go in and get my phone.
Me: I'm afraid not. The building has been evacuated due to a fire.
Iditot: Yes, but I was in the cafe.
Me: I think the cafe is flammable too.
Idiot: But you don't understand - my husband is on his way to pick me up.
Me: I don't think that will stop the building being on fire.
Idiot: But...but...I'm from the council!

I'm not sure if she thought shouting this would have some kind of Jumanji effect and put the fire out. Anyway, in the end she huffed and stormed off, hopefully accepting the fact that Fire beats Working for the council. In the end it turns out some piece of machinery had started smouldering in the theatre on the second floor.

Still, it's weird how what I typed happened...

So, I was beating John McCririck to death with one of my many sacks full of gold bars the other day...
(GONEism, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:31, 1 reply)

Lol
I would like to see John McCrirrick beaten to a pulp:)
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:49, closed)