Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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i don't like to complain,but...I recently visited a high-end,expensive bookshop ( I travelled all day - I'm that kind of twat).
It was a good day.The sun was shining,the trees were,well,you know.
I approached the till at a jaunty angle,swivelled my face in the direction of the sales assistant (name Jeremy(really?),bright eyes,fluffy hair,shoe size 8 and a half).
'Excuse me' quoth I,'Can you please tell me where the bibliography section is?'
'Er...what's a bibliography?'
Crestfallen,I went home and wept for the education system.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:53, 5 replies)
Bibliography section?Books about lists of books? That's a bit po-mo, innit?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:54,
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uh...erm...ah...i am a book twat :P
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:59, closed)
...I had no idea that there'd ever be such a thing as a bibliography section. Niche...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:01,
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hence visithence expensive,niche-type bookshop,hence long trip,hence emotional breakdown.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:04, closed)
just dontshop in WHSmith in future then...
there we go, problem solved :)
(, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:04, closed)
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