Porn Free
I once had a great job in the happy world of internet pornography. Sadly for the rest of the world, my role was strictly limited to web-programming (sure, they begged me many times, "Please, just one photo-shoot, delight our female readers with your sheer manly physical perfection", but, y'know, my morals forbade it) (That's despite it looking like a Victorian policeman's truncheon with a peach on the end) (Really). Customers From Hell were a rare thing - It's surprising how few people feel the urge to phone up and complain about the bongo-site they've subscribed to. We did, however, get some lovely letters.

We once produced a free sampler CD-ROM which included some free nudey photos and acted as a grubby gateway to our sites. We advertised this in a number of skin-magazines, some of which were popular in Ghana, of all places. One day we received a letter from a Ghanaian reader.

"Please would you send me your free CD-ROM"

Which we did, poste haste.

A couple of weeks later, we received another letter from the same chap.

"Thank you kindly for the free CD-ROM. Please could you send me a computer to use it in."

You can't blame him for trying.
(costas, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:17, 1 reply)

Awwww
quite sweet really.
(YayLady is cold, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:29, closed)