One more from the world of spangle
Ooh, just remembered a more hellish story about my time in the internet filth industry.

A customer once sent a letter to our office, addressed to 'Lindsay', one of our models. Apologies for any dreams shattered by this next revelation, but any mail sent to the models would get opened by the office staff; Partly for security reasons, partly because the models were freelance and usually photographed on location, partly because it was a bloody good hoot. Alright, mainly because it was a bloody good hoot.

So we opened this letter to 'Lindsay', and were taken back by the contents. It was a side of A4 filled with beautiful prose, the writer pouring out his heart, telling 'Lindsay' of his love for her and his admiration of her work. "How sweet", we thought.

Then we turned it over.

On the other side, the author had provided a biro drawing of 'Lindsay', legs akimbo. It was nothing short of gynaecological in detail.

And there was more.

At the top right of the page, the artist had drawn a circle. An arrow pointed to the circle. At the other end of the arrow, he had written the instruction;

"Lindsay, sniff here"

Have you ever seen the way Steve Irwin would leap back when a crocodile turned on him? Imagine that with a group of men and a crusty sheet of A4.
(costas, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 13:34, 1 reply)

oh my god
Taking scratch and sniff to a whole new level.
( rofl harris, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 14:01, closed)