Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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One of life's saddest momentsis when your own child points out your failings without any hint of malice. My youngest has mentioned once or twice how she still loves me even though I am 'baldy'.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sun 28 Nov 2010, 11:25,
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^What she said.I don't do rollercoasters, and when we went to Alton Towers recently and my mum bought a bunch of sugar lollies for the kids, on helping him unwrap it and failing due to a conspiracy of sellotape, my nephew told me "Uncle Vagabond you're rubbish - you won't go on the rollercoaster and now you can't even open a lollipop."
Fucker changed his mind once his head was in the bin, mind.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:13,
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Treat 'em mean, eh?Nothing like a half eaten burger and the end of a used ketchup sachet stuck in your collar for reminding you to respect your elders and betters! Mind you I reckon children's services are monitoring me already so I have to be careful which bins I can put them in.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:42,
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