as a resonably well endowed lady
when I buy bras which are made of a less floppy fabric than lace or the like (t shirt bras I think they're called), they have a tendency to stand up on their own when on a flat surface.

I was tarting about getting ready for a night out whilst annoying my dad by doing the traditional woman thing of asking 'does this look good?', moaning about any criticism and wearing it anyway, when he popped into my bedroom to ask me some question.

He happened to notice one of the said bras flung upon the floor, and proceeded to point at it, then exclaim

'ooh look! hats!'

made me SNOT myself with laughter.

I love him. even though he plays Dido loudly whilst clearing up the kitchen.
(dragondracus, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:40, 12 replies)

You know what makes the story? The fact that we all now know you have big jubblies.
(Bababoon, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:01, closed)

I'd have never guessed that a lady poster had breasts from this post unless she gave a description of them before telling the story.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 23:03, closed)

Right, I am known for having huge yet deliciously pert knockers
is always guaranteed to get people reading when they see that header..

References to how much you enjoy giving head and how you're really good at it has the same result. Same goes for mentioning a bit of girl on girl experimentation.

Know your audience I say. And the audience mainly comprises of sweaty handed perverts

Yeah girls, you know who you are.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:19, closed)

I'm not sure who to be more sorry for
the saddos who fawn over every woman online who admits to being one,

or the saddos who attack every woman online who admits to being one, and think that makes them more witty and sophisticated.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:31, closed)

I have a penis and have been known to leave my Y-fronts laying around the bedroom floor
form a queue ladies.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18, closed)

i like breasts

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:13, closed)

can i like them too?

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 10:25, closed)

Not the jubblies thing.

It's the hatted Dad playing Dido at nuclear volumes in the kitchen. I want to take him for a beer.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:04, closed)

it was
'she's a maniac' tonight.
(dragondracus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:09, closed)

I of course...
read it as "plays Dildo loudly whilst clearing the kitchen"....
( spitsticker is not working on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 7:31, closed)

'Reasonably well endowed'
So just ordinary tits then? Not massive, not small.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:46, closed)

oops
i clearly should've just exaggerated wildly and written 'MY GREAT HUMONGOUS KNOCKERS ONLY FIT INTO BRAS WHICH CAN ALSO FIT KITTENS INTO' and i leave them on the floor.
eek i'm one of THOSE women. sorry :(
(dragondracus, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 21:07, closed)