Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dadalways likes to point out something I hate and make a production out of calling it "my favorite". A lot of things like "Look, your favorite, Lima Beans!" or "Look, your favorite, Britney Spears!" He, of course, thinks this is sarcastic and funny instead of annoying and embarrassing. Now when anyone uses the term "your favorite", I immediately expect the worst. It's a pain in the ass when someone presents you with something you really enjoy and your knee-jerk response is resentment and disinterest.
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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Wed 10 Dec 2003, 6:09,
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