Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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grandadMy Dad never really told jokes but my Grandad lived for jokes. My favourite had to be:
GD: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Me: Don't know, How?
pause..............
Me: Grandad?
GD:Oh, I'll tell you later.
Not exactly pant wetting but he seemed to manage it on quite a few occaisions.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:46, Reply)
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