The bit I don't get
Is that you said drinks were evaporating in front of her, but later she was telling you her life history, when you had only bought her one drink.
So was she buying all the drinks?
Also, is Lacoste chavvy? Because I am out of touch and won't buy lacoste if people will think I am a chav.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:29, 1 reply)

All sportswear when not worn for the playing of sports is chavvy.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:31, closed)

but what about the shirts with the crocodile on?

( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:32, closed)

A shirt with a logo that isn't sportswear. What the fuck!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:27, closed)

even this hockey mask?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:09, closed)

Alright cartoonhead.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:27, closed)