My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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disclaimer: drugs are bad, mkay?Fuck-stupid early-twenties bravado. Mucho drinking and smoking. In a room at a soirée with GF of time and another girl who seems oblivious to our passions. Start getting nekkid and nawty. Realise mid-coitus that I need to be violently ill. Wander through party green-around the gills and pan handle bobbing. Throw up. Wander back (pan handle somewhat less bobbing). GF and other girl miraculously still there ... which in my addled state I find quite arousing. Coitus. Sickness. Repeat pan-handle vomitting trip. When I return the second time they've both unsurprisingly fucked off. The adolescent in me is still convinced if I hadn't had that last bong I'd have been on for some threeway action.
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Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 12:22,
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