99% fruitcakes
OKCupid is much more full of nutcases than other paid sites but they all have their share of bunny-boiling crazies. I'm a bit of a connoisseur of dating saites after a good few years of using them on and off (both LT relationships I've had have been through them).

Highlights:
- The one which seemed all suggestive and filthy on email although was a bit plump when she turned up. I was in a dry spell so I went for it anyway. When we got back to hers she broke down and showed me all the scars from self-harm on her arms. I'm not proud of this but I did sleep with her and never call her again (I was stuck in the middle of nowhere with no chance of home before morning).

- The outgoing girl (bit of a BOBFOC) who turned up to the date, necked two large glasses of wine in the time I drank 1 bottle of beer and then proceeded to demolish the cocktail lists at most of the neighbourhood bars. Gatecrashed her housemate's first date (they were very into each other already), swayed on dancefloor at bar, told me "why don't you just grab my arse and snog me" (I obliged), abused staff in MacDonalds (her idea to go there not mine), made a little DIY vomit receptacle out of her chip box and burger wrapper (thankfully she held onto it). When we got back to hers she poured a glass of water and told me to come up to bed. I decided to cut my losses and call it a night and she abused me and told me I was "frigid". Next day she sent me a message saying she had a lovely time from what she could remember, and one later that night telling me I was the one!

There are more but those are probably the msot interesting!
(bigjonnydynamite, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 5:34, 1 reply)

I'm re-reading this and wondering at what point 'I' would have bailed in the 2nd story
probably when she barfed
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:34, closed)