Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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When my dole cheque runs out at the end of the month,..And I've no money to renew my subscription to 'Fat Fecal Amateurs" website, I have to tug my lugworm to copies of Fiesta and Whitehouse Full Colour Digest.
To get my spudwater flowing I sometimes imagine the models being penetrated by bull mastiffs.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:25, 2 replies)
When my dole cheque runs out at the end of the month,..can I interest you in some octogenarian paraplegic scat porn?...just to tie you over until your subscription becomes live again.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:38, closed)
Thank Christ...I thought I was the only one.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:39, closed)
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