Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Last ordersI used to run a pub that was struggling financially. To save money I'd serve watered down supermarket spirits from brand name bottles.
I'm not proud but desperate times call for desperate measures.
What?
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:56,
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Ouch!That's appalling.
Terrible, terrible joke.
Made me laugh out loud.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:42,
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So shit it's goodPainful, nevertheless...
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disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:20,
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