Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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oh am iWhen i first moved to London, I shared a flat with a friend of a friend. First day in the flat, out of the kindess of my cold, cold heart, I said, "Is it ok if i have the room at the front? You can have the en suite."
Few days later, he left his journal downstairs and my temptation won out, so I had a look. There, under the date of the first day in the flat, was the word, "WAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNKER!" and a bit about me displaying wankerish behaviour to insist on the nicer room.
Still, he had a problem with smelly feet and the only girl he managed to pick up in the year he stayed there insisted he fumigate his wardrobe before she'd shag him. What a wanker.
(, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:15, Reply)
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