Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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My brotherOur exercise books at school had a few pages at the back which were specifically set aside for "notes". Of course, there was a stellar tradition of pupils writing rude things in the notes section of their exercise books, and even ruder things in each other's notes sections.
When he was in Year 8, a classmate of my brother once got hold of his history book and scrawled some filth in the notes section.
Later that week, my mum was checking his history homework and came across it. She decided this would be time for a little heart-to-heart with her youngest child.
I love Caprice. I want to suck her titties.
Is Caprice a girl in your class?
Henry is gay.
Henry...did you write this?
Never let your mum get hold of your exercise books.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 10:51, Reply)
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