Insulted by a TV celebrity
The last time I was out on the lash in Leeds, my friends and I somehow had the dubious privilege of ending up in the VIP room at Tiger Tiger with none other than Ms Jade Goody, of Big Brother fame. Being somewhat off his trolley, my mate Carl decided it would be hilarious to shout out words to the effect that said Ms Goody wasn't the greatest looking nor most slender girl in the world. Unfortunately for me she didn't look round in time to fully identify her heckler, and, thinking it was me, yelled back "Oh yeah, how would you like it if I came round to you house and told you you were an ugly twat?!" Rather than protesting my innocence, I somewhat confusedly retorted "I'd love it, how about tomorrow night?". So that would be my big arsed diss appointment.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 16:29, Reply)