DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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Big white chin thingI had this white lump thing that started growing on my chin so I went to the quacks. He said it was a wart and nothing to worry about. So I went home but the bastard started getting bigger and bigger until people started noticing it. My sister came round for a cup of tea and the first thing she did was point at it and say "Eurgh, what's that you dirty cunt?!"
So I went back to the quack and again he said it was nothing to worry about. I begged to differ and told him people were starting to think I was a dirty cunt. He said there was nothing he do as non-dangerous facial lesions was a job for a private plastic surgeon.
So that very evening I sterilized my chin and a pair of scissors, froze the foul alien object with an ice-cube, and cut the bastard off. The hole in my face bled for over an hour but it never came back.
(, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 19:47, Reply)
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