DIY SurgeryMajoringram tells us: I once had a wart on my hand and went to the doc to get it frozen. It hurt, lots. Instead of having to go back for more, I got my trusty rambo knife and cut the thing off. Three years later, and not even a scar!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:08)
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When I was a wee little lad with a little wee wee*I had spent the day outside, riding my bicycle, playing with my friends, etc. A normal day with nothing out of the ordinary. I was home and getting ready for a bath. My dad noticed a small dot of a scab on my chest, right on my sternum. He inquired as to the origin of said red hole in the middle of my not very muscular upper torso.
I nonchalantly informed him a bird flew into my chest. Not just hit it though, the beak got stuck in my chest and I had to pull it out.
I still get the piss taken out of me for that.
*it's still a small wee wee
(, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 15:15, 1 reply)
storyof the century! i clucking love this!
(, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:29, closed)
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