Tea spoon enema anyone?
My missus told me a story about what happened to my mother in law quite a few years back. She's got a food allergy to most things according to her "specialist", and has terrible trouble with her bowels.

Anyway, one time she had really bad constipation, so much so that nothing would shift her blocked poo pipes, she was in so much pain that she asked her zenophobic (a different story altogether) husband (3rd one at the time) to shift the fecal blockage with a tea spoon.

I'm guessing that did the trick, as she's still around today. I just hope that it's tannin stains on her tea spoons and nothing else when we go round there for coffee.
( flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:49, 6 replies)

Brings a new mental image...
... to the question "one lump or two?"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 16:11, closed)

Zenophobic?
So, he really doesn't like meditating?
( The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 18:16, closed)

I thought it might be fear of paradoxes.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:03, closed)

cruse my illeraciricy
i ment to sya xenophobic
( flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:19, closed)

Chairman Mao
suffered similarly in his dotage. His unfortunate bodyguards were called upon to dig the excrement out with their fingers. True story.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 13:15, closed)

we need mao facts like this ^

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:52, closed)