Tractor dude
I grew up in Devon and had a few friends who lived on farms. In those days you were allowed to drive a tractor on the road at 16 (no idea if that is still the case). Once we turned 16 we all dreamed of being just 1 year older so that we could get a car to impress the ladies but not Robert. He had a tractor and was a year ahead of us. While we were still cadging lifts to parties from our parents Robert would chug up in his stinking cow-dung covered tractor like some kind of shitty lothario expecting the ladies to swoon at his maturity and sophistication. It didn't work.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)