I'm so inbred
that I'm my own cousin's cousin.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 31 May 2012, 4:06, 28 replies)

Is that who wrote your book?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 4:52, closed)

Dude. Knock it off.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 31 May 2012, 7:04, closed)

I know.
It was just there.
Know what I mean?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 7:11, closed)

Come on ringy....
..don't drag yourself down to other people's level. I know you're better than that. We're all real people here.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:39, closed)

I am liking you Mr Oath.
Where have you been the last four years, six months?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:03, closed)

Summoning up courage..
.. to do battle with the regulars.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:31, closed)

Battle you say?


( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:44, closed)

^^What RL Said^^

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:20, closed)

RL?

( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:48, closed)

Resident Loon






The
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:02, closed)

Oh....
..ok, kind of misplaced the column visual thingy in the process of scrolling.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:32, closed)

Real Life?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 9:03, closed)

Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Don't use those words, it upsets /talk.


There's a good fellow.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:10, closed)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Begorahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

No!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 10:02, closed)

A person wrote that? Blimey.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:54, closed)

Drink up funny man.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 10:03, closed)

The day I drink again will be the day you write something coherent and amusing. So I'm pretty safe.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:11, closed)

This Friday after work?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 11:38, closed)

I'm Tasmanian
so I this touches a raw nerve.

But seriously, I know of one bloke who married his cousin - very well-to-do family who didn't want outsider blood diluting their gene pool. Both of them are lawyers. With pale skinned sickly children. Cruel but true.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:14, closed)

Lots of families marry their cousins!
The Windsors, the Romanovs, the Hapsburgs, the Saxe-Coburg Gothas........
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:37, closed)

True.
And the evidence speaks for itself.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 8:40, closed)

Some marry their siblings!
The lyons, the quentins, the battereds.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:05, closed)

Aren't the Turtles a noble family?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 9:17, closed)

We fell from grace. :-(

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 9:23, closed)

Tumbled down the crevasse?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 9:43, closed)

Only when pushed Ringo, only when pushed.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:04, closed)

You guys would have had a wider gene pool if you hadn't killed all the abos.
But then you'd all be on Centerlink payments!



Too racist?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 31 May 2012, 9:06, closed)

Mate,
Don't ever use the phrase 'Abos", even in jest. They know a thousand-fold about Australia above and beyond what the average 9th generation Australian convict-stock farmer could ever claim to know.
( Ken Oath, Thu 31 May 2012, 10:37, closed)