Driven to MadnessCaptain Placid asks: What annoying things do significant others, workmates and other people in general do that drive you up the wall? Do you want to kill your other half over their obsessive fridge magnet collection? Driven to distraction over your manager's continued use of Comic Sans (The Font of Champions)? Tell us.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 12:11)
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Dog owners that let their dogs off the leadsin places with 'Do not let your dog of its lead' signs, the usual justification being because the sign only applies to those people who have bad dogs and "Hugo/Bouncer/Snuffles McWoof/Facechewer is just like one of the family and wouldn't hurt a fly".
Oh well, seeing as I'm one of those sorts who doesn't generally stab people does that mean I can flout the rules surrounding concealed weapons?
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:48,
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I let my dog off at my local reservoir...There is only one person that objects, he's a gap tooth fisherman who looks a bit "rapey"
His mere presence scares women and children, but my dog is friendly to everyone and everyone (apart from sex pests) love him.
I can only assume from this that you are a gap toothed sex pest.
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If you think you can claim a fiver you can forget it, no gaps.I appreciate that some if not most family dogs are just that but these sorts of rules don't generally allow for subjectivity. One of our local reservoirs has an effing great sign at each entrance with big red letters saying don't do it and yet most people seem to think that they are excepted because they have a big soppy chocolate Labrador.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:46,
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