Indicators
They either don't use them because they may wear them out, but I'm coming to believe that they're optional extras that they haven't had fitted.
You forgot the twats that like to drive on full beam.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:02, 3 replies)

i drive a volvo estate
(i bought it for 500 quid and its great, but thats a different story) the main thing is, upon purchase of a swedish estate you are allowed and required to drive in the middle lane of a three lane motorway AT ALL TIMES.
(magictorch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:16, closed)

I bet it explodes if you go over 65mph
Or takes you back to 1985
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:18, closed)

its in suprisingly good nick
(tempts the gods)

but the flux capactiotr doesnt work along with the air con, the up movement on the electric mirrors and all but one of the speakers.
(magictorch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:20, closed)

I drive a £500 Saab.
According to my Saab owning colleague, I'm going to be receiving an angry letter from the owners club about my driving style.*


*I don't drive like a total cunt, but I'm completely unwilling to be intimidated by other vehicles, to the point I'll happily teach a twat in a 30 grand audi a lesson in both 'right of way' and ke=mv^2
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:25, closed)

my dented 1996 volvo
v your new 12 plate.

didnt think so.
(magictorch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:54, closed)

Don't see very many full beamers tbh
but do see a lot who don't seem to know that fog lights are only for when it is foggy + visibility is under 100m. Not if it's just raining a bit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:17, closed)

There should be a law
Where you're allowed to stop and drag the occupant out of a car that's got only their sidelights and all fog lights on. Then you can question them as to why they think fog lights with a range of around 20 feet are better for driving in than the headlights designed for the job.

Every car I've had, without exception, had very little use for front fog lights except where it was really bloody foggy. Try driving at night with just them on and you may as well close your eyes.
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:11, closed)

they don't seem to understand that
their fog lights are actually brighter than their brake lights.

Which of course is, um, potentially dangerous.
(username failed moderation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:55, closed)

They may be idiots...
But at least they have some lights on in the rain.

Idiots in car parks who think other cars are only there to stop their door swinging any wider. I quite prefer my door undented and without your paint highlights.
(SwampyBob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 21:21, closed)

I have noticed in many cases its not the full beam that blinds me but the fact that im in a civic low to the ground and the oncomer is in some mercedes 4x4 with xenon lamps. this means I am blinded regardless of fullbeam.
(tyrellsOwl, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:49, closed)