The Karate Kids
After watching The Karate Kid for the third time that day (recorded on VHS, nice one ITV) me and my younger brother decided it was time we had our own Karate championship. It was me Vs him in the...guess...FINAL!!

After ten minutes of battering the crap out of him I figured it was time to use my grand finisher to, well, finish the little bastard off of course! This involved biding my time until he went to kick me then me catching his foot and booting his remaining foot from under him. I'd practised it many times with him on our parents bed. It would be harmless.

The predictable boot to the sack was delivered which I easily caught with my left hand then delivered the fatal leg sweep sending dear bro crumpling to the floor and me the Karate champion of the world. Result!

After a few moments celebration my bro still hasn't got up and is whimpering on the deck like a loser. For that is what we was.

Hours later and a trip to the hospital, turns out I had badly sprained his ankle and broke his wrist. Ooops. Got a right bollocking for that of our Dad and he used his finisher on me. Slap round the back of the bonce and bed for being a "Fucking idiot".
(Mr G to you , Fathead, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 20:40, Reply)