glasses
Now, I am the queen of doing stupid things. However, there aren't many stupid things I've done that I want to admit to. So, have a story that I'm not so ashamed about.

I wear glasses, I should probably wear them all of the time but usually don't for work because I'm too lazy to go back upstairs to get them. However, I'm not very good at looking after my glasses and have a habit of sleeping on them, sitting on them, standing on them etc etc, you get the point. This means that the arms on them usually bend meaning they don't fit on my face too well. This one pair I had used to fall off my face quite easily. So, as people tend to do I was on the toilet, got up, went to flush the chain. However, my glasses decided at this point to fall off my face, into the toilet, whilst the toilet was flushing.

yup, I flushed my glasses down the toilet, over a hundred quids worth of eye wear gone and me without my glasses til I got a new pair.
(lei, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:29, 2 replies)

Totally sympathise
I once sat on my glasses breaking both legs off.

And I accidentally ate my contact lens...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 23:06, closed)

Rakky
How on earth did you manage to eat your contact lens?
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 23:37, closed)