Reverse cigarette
How many of you have tried lighting a cigarette with the wrong end in your mouth when pissed?

Extra points for smoking a fair portion before realising.

First post, toot! Be still my beating cherry etc. Hi everyone!
(bacontrout got ska, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 3:06, closed)

I've had many near misses
However, I once watched, sickened yet unable to look away, as an extremely inebriated acquaintance smoked an entire cigarette back-to-front.

It was grim.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 3:20, closed)

Not only tried but re-lit many many times.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 21 Dec 2007, 3:24, closed)

I like the gloopy hardness of filter melt so much...
I can feel my lungs twitching
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 3:32, closed)

Yep
Many a time have I done this, not helped by a so called "friend" who used to help himself to my pack of Bensons and turn the cigarettes upside down.

Bastard.

I've not smoked in 11 years but the frustration and angst is still with me.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 9:33, closed)

Yep..
And not just when drunk either. Mind you I smoke menthols so it can be hard to tell, 'specially in the dark.

That's my excuse anyway.
( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 9:45, closed)

Many times
I've also had all of my ciggies turned upside down in the packet just to make sure I end up smoking filter tip :/ Tis nasty
(MrBlue ding!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 17:15, closed)

Once or twice!
I can normally tell though when my lungs protest more than normal.
( jim_bob is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sat 22 Dec 2007, 9:42, closed)