Electric arse shocks - Boxing Day 2007...
...I asked my daughter if she wanted to try out my Lightning Reaction game I got for Xmas. It's one of those things where each player holds a hand held grip. As soon as the red light turns green, you press the red trigger button as quickly as possible. If you're the slowest player, you get rewarded with a painful electric shock.

She's only nine years old so I set it on the lowest/soft shock setting. Or so I thought at the time.

Naturally being a kind and doting dad I had to let her win.
Not.
She shrieked and started crying after being defibrillated by her apparently loving dad. She told me it's only funny when it happens to someone else.
I had to explain she was 'someone else' and tried to stifle my laughter between pangs of guilt.

I felt awful and had to let her have her revenge which comprised of me placing the hand held grip up between my arse cheeks and letting her zap me at full voltage.
Ha! It didn't work but I pretended to feel it to make her feel better...until about 2 seconds later when my sweaty bum crack suddenly felt as if had just been invaded by 20,000 volts. Jesus...

She thought it was hilarious which was all that mattered really.
Happy Holidays all.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 13:55, 4 replies)

She must be incredibly persuasive
to get a shock device between someone's cheeks. Yikes!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:07, closed)

Some pervs would probably pay for that treatment.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 26 Dec 2007, 22:54, closed)

The 'Jackass' type revenge idea was actually mine - anything to give her a laugh.

(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 1:37, closed)

Awww
What a great dad! She'll treasure that memory. And I'm not being sarcastic, either.


"Did I ever tell you about the time my dad and I played Lightning Reaction?"

"No, darling, what did the old cnut do this time?"

"Oh this was back when I was nine--he shocked me with the damn game and then, to make up for it, he let me zap him in the botty."

"You're joking!"

thinks seriously about the family he's marrying into...


(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 14:15, closed)