Drinking rules
I have a list of drinking rules. If I break them dumb things happen. THe rules are:

1) Drink 1 litre of water then 1 glass of mil before going out drinking.

2) If you have trouble seeing so no to spirits.

3) Beer + wine = bad

4) If you have double vision do not take a toke

5) If a friend asks if you;re ok it;s time to start drinking water.

I'm happy to say I broke all these rules on New Years Eve and had a great time.

Going home memories include: Using walls and floors to help propel me down/up/sideways/backwards along the street.
Getting off ym train twice to dry heave.
Clinging desperatley to the post in the middle of the train as sitting down made me sick.
Somehow actually managing to make my bed even though I had triple vision.
Waking up with a random cut on my face for no discernable reason.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 11:34, 3 replies)

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Beer + wine = good when your boss is only paying for the drinks until the end of the christmas meal, you're going elsewhere afterwards and you're skint.

Waitress: "Would you like wine or beer, sir?"
Me & Like-minded colleague: "Yes please"

Very, very pissed by the end and I only had to buy one drink :)
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 13:00, closed)

No I thought the rule was
Beer on wine feel fine
Wine on beer feel queer.

Although as I often say just because it rhymes it doesn't make it true.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 13:32, closed)

Mixing the grape and the grain
is always fun!
( JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 18:42, closed)